He Vs She
1. The family picture is on HIS desk.
Ah, a solid, responsible family man.
The family picture is on HER desk.
Umm, her family will come before her career.
2. HIS desk is cluttered.
He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man.
HER desk is cluttered.
She's obviously a disorganised scatterbrain
3. HE is talking with his co-workers.
He must be discussing the latest deal
SHE is talking with her co-workers.
She must be gossiping.
4. HE's not at his desk.
He must be at a meeting.
SHE's not at her desk.
She must be in the ladies' room.
5. HE's not in the office.
He's meeting with customers.
SHE's not in the office.
She must be out shopping.
6. HE's having lunch with the boss.
He's on his way up.
SHE's having lunch with the boss.
They must be having an affair.
7. The boss criticised HIM.
He'll improve his performance.
The boss criticised HER.
She'll be very upset.
8. HE got an unfair deal.
Did he get angry?
SHE got an unfair deal.
Did she cry?
9. HE's getting married.
He'll get more settled.
SHE's getting married.
She'll get pregnant and leave.
10. HE's having a baby.
He'll need a raise.
SHE's having a baby.
She'll cost the company money in maternity benefits.
11. HE's going on a business trip.
It's good for his career.
SHE's going on a business trip.
What does her husband say?
12. HE's leaving for a better job.
He knows how to recognise a good opportunity.
SHE's leaving for a better job.
Women are not dependable.
(MOST of them are true! Arent they ? )
4 comments:
hmm, almost true..
the female counterparts are always
suspected,, and scrutinised sometimes,
while the men go away unscathed.
thoughtful one....
In Dor, Zeenat tells Behrupia that "so now you know how half of the world feels and what it goes through."
Something of that sort is visible in this post.
yaar... I would beg to disagree... there are some nice guys like me as well... :D.
@ indra
Thanks for your support
@ prits..
You seem to have a 'Dor' hangover
@ goli
the key word here is 'some'....
The post is about the majority!!
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