English In Hindi

Hollywood movies are often dubbed in hindi to reach wider audience in India. But the best thing about these movies is not what they're about. Instead, it's the imaginative titles that Indian distributors come up with that have us scratching our heads in amazement.

Here's a list of some of the weirdest movie titles that have been generated over the years...

Funny Ones

1.The Matrix Reloaded (keanu reeves) hindi title: Mayajaal

2. Matrix Revolutions (keanu reeves) hindi title: Mahasangram

3. Aliens (signourney weaver) hindi title: Anjaan Vinashak

4. The Sixth Day (Arnold Schwarzenegger) hindi title: Muqabla Arnold Ka

5. Kiss of the Dragon (Jet li) hindi title: Maut ka Chumma

6. Planet of Apes (Mark waglberg) hindi title: Vaanar Raj

7. Jeepers Creeprs (James avery) hindi title: Bhooka

8. Resident Evil (Milla jovovich) hindi title: Maut ka Bulawa

9. Dunstun Checks In. hindi title: Ek bandar hotel ke andar

10. Dude where is my car (Ashton Kutcher) hindi title: Ek Gaadi Do Anadi

11. Heartbreakers (jennifer love hewit) hindi title: Dil Fake Hasina

Hilarious Ones

12. Finding Nemo hindi title: Kho Gaya Nemo Aapne Dekha Kya?

13. Lara Croft: Tomb Raider hindi title: Sherni No 1

14. Bride of Chucky hindi title: Khooni Dulhan

15. Amazon Women hindi title: Joshilee Laila

16. Ping (Clint Howard) hindi title: Ek Kutta Do Chor

17. Sword Fish (John Travolta) hindi title: Baazigar Kaun ?

18. Beastmaster 11 - Through The Portal of Time (James Avery) hindi title: Ek Tarzan Shahar Mein.

And the Best One

House On Haunted Hill (Geoffrey Rush) hindi title: Kaun Bnaega Crorepati ..Bhoot Bangale ke Andar.

I'm still trying to figure out why this name????? Can U help!!!

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* SICKNESS

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